Note From L'Auteur: Adventures in Greece is a very very very long work in progress. I have been working on it since Bush took office. I haven't gotten around to digging out all of the earlier material, so I'm not sure what act we're in. Also, some of the stuff here is web-only. That means that it isn't real, I didn't write it, it doesn't exist, you didn't see it here, and I will deny everything in court.