That Lonely Lost and Found (excerpt) It only really made a difference when he considred it in the context of that sad elementary afternoon spent at the lost and found, waiting for her to arrive, somehow show up and turn the tables on his purgatoried soul. It was a long wait in a winding line on badly gummed concrete, and no one should have had to wait there, let alone him. This was an outrage, a dithering of emotion unwarranted by the situation, but by its dissimilarity to his expectations, strangely disturbing. She never came, not then, not at that lonely lost and found. That goes without saying. But this, presently, connected the dots, played out like a mad libs in his world-weary mind. It all was coming together -- the jade green doorway, the slight twist of lemon on her ennuied lips. He broke the toothpick between his back molars -- well, the only ones he had -- took one look back at the fumes smiling their way under the doorframe, and twisted his neck around three times before he heard it crack.