Jesus saves his Camel Cash
And keeps a close watch on his stash
He's got a pile that's damned colossal
He's gonna buy a Camel apostle
They'll sit and smoke the whole day through
And then they'll knock back one or two
Have a beer, it's on the altar
They've got pretzels and pillars of salt there
Yeah, just kick back with your pal Jesus
He ain't got no venereal diseases.