The Dirty Dean -------------- (in 'epsilon' minor) There is so much greek in my math homework that it's plain for me to see it's no so much math it's just so much work digging in, performing- Archeology. There are so many professors who so love their work because playing with proof is playing God. But it's hard to play an impossible game when your rule book was written so the Dean could stay on top. Keep the seat, keep the seat, you must publish if you want to keep the seat. Keep the seat, keep the seat! You must publish if you want to keep your seat. Is it so much work to write good books? In the hopes that we might learn. But the author, here has done no homework! and the truth is hard to discern. Would it be prudent to leave Truth to students? They are often working hard as you. Just one example of each small sample, that's exactly what an author is supposed to do. But "Here comes the Dean!" The village screams, "The Dean keeps The Department clean!" So everyone works. So everyone thinks. At night, they go home, and everybody drinks. And everyone sleeps, and everyone dreams, Couldn't it be better, wouldn't it be better, couldn't it be better, If I Were Dean. Keep the seat, keep the seat! You must publish if you want to keep the seat. Keep the seat, keep the seat! You must publish so the Dean can keep the seat. There are those who seek to make up Greek! Even the professors offer no retreat- Now, I would hate the Dean but it would seem you must publish if you want to keep the seat. Keep the seat, keep the seat! You must publish if you want to keep the seat. You must publish so the Dean can keep the seat.