I bought consumer culture
I stuffed it up my ass
It stayed there for a while
And then it came to pass
It must have been the credit cards
That really gave me gas
And so I took a matchbook
And had myself a blast.

  Suburban post-mortem
  Forrest Gumption
  America's dying
    and it's got consumption.

Eat your television
Before you get consumed
Microwave transmissions
Leaving us entombed
Scratching at the window
You're ready to explode
You're a frozen TV dinner
More food for the cathode.

  Suburban post-mortem
  Forrest Gumption
  America's dying
    and it's got consumption.