"I'm sorry for being human."
study foreign culture
because it's foreign
it's better
Noble peasants in far away places
fuck your neighbors, they're just the poor
3rd world refugees receive international amnesty 
At home the lazy bastards are on the dole
The Red Cross irrigates hundreds of square miles of  sand
while their kids are at home learning to dumpster-dive
I'm so hungry I could eat Sarah Struthers
help has two faces- 
four closed eyes
and no ears to speak of.