-Anthropology- "I'm sorry for being human." study foreign culture because it's foreign it's better Noble peasants in far away places fuck your neighbors, they're just the poor 3rd world refugees receive international amnesty At home the lazy bastards are on the dole The Red Cross irrigates hundreds of square miles of sand while their kids are at home learning to dumpster-dive I'm so hungry I could eat Sarah Struthers help has two faces- four closed eyes and no ears to speak of.